It's like pirates. Did you know that the people who want to destroy the planet had a whole conspiracy (notice how that word ends with PIRACY?????) to drive out piracy in the 18th and 19th centuries.
BECAUSE AS PIRATE ATTACKS INCREASE, GLOBAL WARMING DECREASES.
So, WHY would "they" want to make global warming increase?
To sell air conditioners. That's why.
Because AIR CONDITIONERS make people vote REPUBLICAN.
The suppression of pirate attacks is a vicious, anti-environmentalist oppressive tactic used by the Republican party to achieve world dominance.
It's true. I've proven it with links.
I rest my case.