Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Lesson in Causation vs. Correlation, or: How the Google Farmer Algorithm Unhinges People

Did you know that if two things happen at the same time they MUST be related through cause and effect, according to most SEO writers trying to figure out why their sites have been downgraded so horribly by the Google "Farmer Algorithm" that hit on February 24, 2011?

It's like pirates. Did you know that the people who want to destroy the planet had a whole conspiracy (notice how that word ends with PIRACY?????) to drive out piracy in the 18th and 19th centuries.

And WHY?

BECAUSE AS PIRATE ATTACKS INCREASE, GLOBAL WARMING DECREASES.

That's why.

So, WHY would "they" want to make global warming increase?

To sell air conditioners. That's why.

Because AIR CONDITIONERS make people vote REPUBLICAN.

The suppression of pirate attacks is a vicious, anti-environmentalist oppressive tactic used by the Republican party to achieve world dominance.

It's true. I've proven it with links.

I rest my case.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Other Melanie! That made me chuckle.

MelS

(As an aside, I was thinking that maybe we can be like the Spice Girls and be Mel Z and Mel S. HA HA!!)

MBZ said...

SkelMel and HellMel?

LOL.

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